Name: See the title of this page
Main Qualification: 7 Time Greater Upper West End Under Lesser East End Madison Hot Dog Eating Competition (spectator)
Contact
If you came here for professional information about me (ha), you should contact me directly.
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LinkedIn
Email: [My HackerRank username] at g m a i l . c o m
that'll stop those pesky spambots everyone keeps talking about
Phone: It's a prime number :)
Education
At approximately (39.946738584422015, -76.72874785758539), 42 moons traded for a (B+C)S and 6 for a (B+Mathematic)S; 156 moons traded previously for a late start
Experience
- Cactus Protector at Savoye NA, from Canadian Emancipation Day |2021| to when DeMar DeRozen made buzzer-beater history |2022|
- Chocolate Milk and Popcorn Enthusiast at Epic Systems, from when Apple broke the big $(Three O) in valuation to Star Wars Day + 2 rotations |2022|
